Every year around Dec 26th we start thinking about Jan 1st and making that infamous list of our New Years resolutions. I promise that I will go on a diet to lose weight. I commit to not swearing all of the time. I will drive within the speed limit. Whatever commitments I make, they usually don't last very long. So I finally decided to give up on the resolutions. But I decided that I can do halves of something. Instead of the whole bag of Oreos (they have to be cold though) I will just eat half. When it comes to swearing I can say --ck off, --it head. Oh fuck it go get the other half of my Oreos. I will try again next year.
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